*Post is not directed at anyone or to cause offense, but was recently inspired on an airplane and written to keep life fun and interesting
What is a basic white girl? Good question. They usually hang out with other basic white girls and they generally have 10 traits that make them identifiable.
- She wears a bohemian style sun hat when it’s not sunny out. A long gray cardigan and black pumps to match.
- A basic white girl can’t drink water without adding all kinds of fruit and veggies to it. Cucumbers, zuccini, and pears for starters
- Customized Starbucks drink with 5+ modifications. Beach season is just around the corner. “I ordered extra hot, extra whip, no foam”
- She mentions how tired she is from her hard work out the day before. Just so we all know she works out
- Painted fingernails with an accent nail is a good indicator of the basic white girl. Bonus points for toenails that match the finger nails
- She is always busy and telling everyone about it. If she stopped talking about how busy she was she would find more time in her day
- She eats granola bars breaking it into bite sized pieces to appear more polite.
- Likely owns a little dog who takes pointed instructions from her. She likes to dress up her dog for pictures on social media.
- The basic white girl believes there are “no more good men out there!” There are good guys out there, they just run the other way from the basic white girl
- She loves her Instagram and if she ever goes missing make sure to use her selfie with the most likes
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